How old is Oppositelock?

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06/23/2015 at 13:08 • Filed to: None

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And which is the first post? I’ve been trawling through the earliest posts, but its hard to tell what’s been scheduled and what has/may have been lost due to a platform switcheroo. Who knows these things? Who was there?

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DISCUSSION (51)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:13

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The funny thing is, I think almost all these posts had to do with some form of testing or something abusable, but I have no recollection what. AND I EVEN PARTICIPATED


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:14

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I believe the answer you’re looking for is right in front of you: “Hodor.”

Alternatively, “I am groot” is also an answer.

“Miata” is also accepted.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/23/2015 at 13:14

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I know. I commented on yours.


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:15

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I was involved on oppositelock as early as 2009, I think. But it was around well before that.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Patrick Nichols
06/23/2015 at 13:16

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I am Groot...


Kinja'd!!! daender > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:16

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I think it involved taking advantage of the post composer where you could set what time you wanted your article to be posted. Some Oppos realized you could send posts back in time such as to the date the internet became public.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > daender
06/23/2015 at 13:17

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The earliest I could find was from the year 2000, but that aside, when was Oppo born?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/23/2015 at 13:18

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We, are Groot.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/23/2015 at 13:18

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We are Groot


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:20

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OPPO has always been. It exists for no one. For no one thing. It has no beginning and no end. It was here before us. And will be here after were gone. After everyone is gone.


Kinja'd!!! BrtStlnd > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:20

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It was probably around ‘09 or ‘10... as #offtopic


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/23/2015 at 13:24

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This is very paradoxical.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/23/2015 at 13:24

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Oppo is love. Oppo is light


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:29

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I remember it as early as 2008-09. That’s when I got my first “Desk” job and was learning new ways of looking busy while not doing anything. It was veeeery different then, Oppo has evolved immensely.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:31

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In the before times, you would create a post and tag it with “oppositelock”. Then you would go to Jalopnik.com/tag/oppositelock and there would be all the misfit posts in their own little area. Then we got serious and were given a link at Jalopnik.com/oppositelock and Jalopnik.com/oppositelock/forum for a couple years until early 2013 when Kinja was launched.

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Here’s oppositelock back in 2011, the previous iteration if I recall correctly. Notice the #oppositelock tags to keep all the posts filed to the same spot? Well then we switched to Kinja and everyone threw a shit fit and buggered off to the sausage fest that is no Oppo G+, which is still quite active.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Birddog
06/23/2015 at 13:32

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You are old.

That is all.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:33

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Oppo predates Kinja. It used to be www.jalopnik.com/oppositelock/forum .

Back in the day, all gawkerverse had tags. So, everything you posted on the FP with the tag #oppositelock was automatically in Oppo. And this would be listed in this “sub-forum” of Jalopnik. You could also post directly into Oppo, when you were in the forum. So your post wouldn’t be related to any other forum.

You could basically make a sub-forum of every tag, just by typing jalopnik.com/oppositelock/forum or even jalopnik.com/whateverfloatsyourgoat/forum , gizmodo.com/whatever/forum and so on.

I joined in early 2010, from what I recall. And anyone with an account could post. There was no actual moderation. But I have no idea when exactly this started.

THIS is what it looked like back in 2012.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:34

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I miss having #poundsymbols. 2012 is when I became active here.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:35

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Hey, man! 40 is the new Black!!


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:35

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Oppo, as Offtopic existed in ‘09 (maybe ‘08) sometime in either ‘09 or early 2010 saw the change to Oppo. Multiple commenting systems / platforms have come and gone, and with them, many many many comments and posts have disappeared. Oppo was the first community to go to Kinja, and there were a select group of beta users that were in on the first tests.

This post was the first post on kinja , but hardly the first post: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-come-in-peac…

It hasn’t been edited for time or date, and that was when this iteration of Oppo went live. But there were many other versions that came before. And there will likely be more to follow.


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:35

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Oh God, the fact that we have been around here long enough to remember that is almost frightening.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:35

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HEARTCLICKS AND SIDEBAR STORIES

MY FEELS, MAN


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > pauljones
06/23/2015 at 13:35

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GOD CAN’T HELP YOU NOW, PAUL “DN” JONES!


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/23/2015 at 13:36

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They took our heartclicks and moved the stars to our comments, the bastards!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:36

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Thanks. I try


Kinja'd!!! chuck07 > Birddog
06/23/2015 at 13:37

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Well nobody has gone 40 then successfully turned back.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Sn210
06/23/2015 at 13:37

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OPPO is a secret society


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 13:38

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Oppositelock is post-pauljones, pre-dirt you’re standing on. Think Big Bang Theory.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:38

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They gave us *different* stars. Ones that AREN’T MAGICAL. They must have hidden the actual magic ones somewhere, right?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/23/2015 at 13:39

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Nick Denton had them ground up for snorting purposes.


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:40

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NO BUT THE GODDAMN LONE RANGER CAN!!!


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:40

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Sheesh I remember all this! The nostalgia, it hurts. I only became an active commenter in 2010, even then they were infrequent and months apart. I never fully understood the difference between Jalopnik and Oppo at the start, and once I did, I wanted authorship. It only took me 2 years to work it out :/


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 13:40

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Seems legit.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > chuck07
06/23/2015 at 13:44

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Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Patrick Nichols
06/23/2015 at 13:55

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I’m Rick James, Bitch!!!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Gamecat235
06/23/2015 at 13:56

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Brian!


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > CalzoneGolem
06/23/2015 at 13:57

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Calzone!

(wait a second...)


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 14:02

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When was "Miata is always the answer" born? It seems like the longest running meme in the jalop/oppo universe. And no, do not say 1989 when the first Miata came out...


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/23/2015 at 14:19

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Must have been a while. I remember posting from the Jalopnik app on The Android Store (pre-google play). Now that I think about it shouldn’t I get my money back?!?


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Gamecat235
06/23/2015 at 14:22

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I remember offtopic. I always believed it wasn’t around yet when I joined Jalopnik in the second half of 2009, but it’s possible I just didn’t know about it at first.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > duurtlang
06/23/2015 at 14:32

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My timeframe prior to 2010 is based on learned / heard / remembered information, because I joined in 2010 and it was definitively Oppo by that point.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Birddog
06/23/2015 at 14:52

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Thumbs down if you aren’t Black.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi
06/23/2015 at 14:55

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ooooh yeah! I remember the #oppositelock

how things have changed.

side note, I think my first comment (not post) in opposite lock was “don’t feed the trolls” in response to someone else’s oppositelock post asking what should be done about a misfit poster (aka, me) posting front page worthy comments on the front page :D


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/23/2015 at 15:08

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Sadly, I’m as Black as Rachel Dolezal. (And I was riffing on Orange is the new Black)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Birddog
06/23/2015 at 15:36

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I caught the riff. I’m probably less Black than Ms. Dolezal. Still, just sayin’...


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > daender
06/23/2015 at 16:14

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You could also (briefly) post them in the future and they would stay at the top of the page until that time passed.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/25/2015 at 17:59

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OPPO is the Alfa (Romeo) and the (Oldsmobile or Opel) Omega.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
06/25/2015 at 18:02

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That took me way too long to figure it out. I get it now. That’s a clever one.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Gamecat235
06/28/2015 at 00:29

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Using the Oppo DM system here. Let’s say I have a PDF copy of Brian’s book. Would you want me to send it to you? I’d buy a copy in a heartbeat if it were ever republished at a reasonable price, I think many of us would, but it is what it is.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > f86sabre
06/28/2015 at 01:09

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Hypothetically speaking, such a .pdf file may already have been located. Hypothetically, of course.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
07/02/2015 at 08:04

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Oppo is eternal. It sprung from the void fully-formed with a robust userbase and shitty, shitty code.